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Pastafarian bible amazon
Pastafarian bible amazon







There are so many extremely specialized animals on the planet, and he has to care for all of them. Even the flooring is important, for, if it is too hard, hooves may be injured, if too soft, they may grow too quickly and permanently damage ankles (Klos) rats will suffer decubitus (ulcers) with improper floors (Orlans), and ungulates must have a cleated surface or they will slip and fall" Every single organism on the planet (all 9 million or so) requires particular care. I quote "The problems are legion: feeding and watering troughs need to be the correct height for easy access but not on the floor where they will get filthy the cages for horned animals must have bars spaced properly to prevent their horns from getting stuck, while rhinos require round "bomas" for the same reason a heavy leather body sling is "indispensable" for transporting giraffes primates require tamper-proof locks on their doors perches must be the correct diameter for each particular bird's foot (Hirst Vincent). Housing every single animal on the planet is a task that the worlds best zookeepers can't even do now. To build this, Noah would need God guide him every step of the way, so why is God even making Noah do it in the first place? Some creationists estimated that Noah could have finished it in only 81 years, and "by the time the job was finished, the earlier phases would be rotting away-a difficulty often faced by builders of wooden ships, whose work took only four or five years". It's really on par with the great pyramids, and even they are a culmination of centuries of work. This boat is so large it won't be surpassed until the 19th century. He has to comb billions and billions of miles of forest floor to pick up every worm, ant and bacterium. He has to travel across continents not even know to man at his time. First, Noah has to go and collect a pair of every single animal in the entire world.









Pastafarian bible amazon